The Three "S" 's of "American" Lib-ism

The theory of "American" lib-ism can be summed up in three words: socialism, sodomy, and surrender.


No, really, I promise. It's that simple. I dare say it's like stating two and two make four.


Ever since the first progressiveviks slithered out of the primordial soup of failed European political theories, their focus, when they're not high on some drug or another, has been to promote socialism, sodomy, and surrender. Every  program, every speech, and every street agitation ranging from Woodrow Wilson's War Socialism to Chairman Obama's Hopey-Changey crap has had either the redistribution of wealth, the institution of sexual deviancy (particularly homosexuality) as an accepted practice, or surrender of various kinds at its heart.

Now, not every lib mastermind (H/T Mark Levin) did things the same way or had the same emphasis on the above doctrine. The vile Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Dictator Roosevelt had their emphasis on the redistribution wealth and the surrender of individual liberty.Wilson had his War Socialism and FDR enslaved the American people to his social security program. Both jailed and harassed dissenters. Harry Truman allowed the Soviet Union to have eastern Europe. Lyndon Johnson did his redistribution of wealth thing with the Not-So-Great Society. Jew hater Jimmuh Carter surrendered to the Ayatollah Khomeini, the Soviet Union, and anything else he could find. Bill Caligula's focus was on sexual deviancy, but luckily for the rest of us, it was on his own sexual deviancy.

As evil as the above blobs of filth have been, none of them, and I do mean none of them, can hold a candle next to our dog eating Homosexual Agenda Pusher In Chief, Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, Mmm, Mmm! H/T El Rushbo.) Unlike his lib predecessors, he's able to multitask. Chairman Obama has pushed socialism, sodomy, and surrender all at the same time, while finding plenty of time for golf, schmoozing with Hollyweird celebs, and persecuting Catholics. (There are even reports of Obama doing all three while juggling a hammer, a sickle, and an Occupier's sleeping bag, but those reports remain unsubstantiated. We'll just have to wait for another White House leak to find out.)

Don't believe me ? Think about it: The Stimulus Plan ? Socialism. Obamacareless ? Socialism and the surrender of the individual rights. The unconstitutional attack on Libya ? Socialism. (We the Taxpayers paid for the Muslim Brotherhood's revolt against Qadaffi Duck, whether we liked it or not.) The repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ? An obvious shout-out to sodomy. We could go on and on with all of Barry's crimes against the Republic, and find that every one of them has its roots in either socialism, sodomy, and surrender.

Needless to say, this makes our Dear Leader the most wretched villain in American history. Yeah, I said it and I'm not taking it back. Chairman Obama has done almost fatal harm to the Republic. His various schemes and plots have brought us to brink of economic, political, and social disaster. The Doomsday Clock is at 11:58:59, to be sure.

There is, however, a way out.

I can write blog after blog along with countless others. Rush Limbaugh can make fun of liberals as much as he wants. Mark Levin can have as many on-air explosions as he wants. (Definitely not shots at El Rushbo or The Great One. They're personal heroes, and there's no way in hell I'm putting myself on their level. They're artists and I'm doodling on my napkin at Denny's.) But in the end, it's preaching to the choir. The leaders of the Republican Party need to step up to the plate for a change and call "American" Lib-ism what it is: a devotion to socialism, sodomy, and surrender. The Weeper of the House, Mitch McConman, and Willard need to stop worrying about being popular with the misery pimps and dead-enders in the arrogant and lazy mainstream media and start fighting the good fight. I know they're terrified of being the subject of a Moron Dowd column in the New York Slimes, but this can't be about them anymore. The vast majority of Americans have had more than enough of self righteous windbags telling them what to think, what to do with their private property, and what to believe. They're looking for leaders who will call a spade a spade, no matter how many times they're demonized as racists, homophobes, water carriers for the so-called rich, extremists, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda, 2+2=5. The No Longer Silent Majority wants competent leadership for a change because it knows that competent leadership will save the United States of America from the horror of socialism, sodomy, and surrender.